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Monday, March 07, 2005
What's the gayest thing on TV...?

What's with all the speculation over Anderson Cooper? Michael Musto has recharged the "is he gay" machine with a highly unsubtle piece in Out Magazing, and of course, the message boards have long been churning over the issue, with men and women rooting on both sides of the sexuality question. Well, just to put it to rest, I have it on good authority that Cooper is totally gay (although my source thinks everybody is totally gay...) Anyway, while we're on the subject, Here are a few other things to think about:

Weakest celebrity at hiding obvious gayness: Ricky Martin

Most likely to eventually be confirmed as a lesbian: Queen Latifah

Most likely to be driven to lesbianism by failure to make straight love work: J.Lo

Most likely to be driven to lesbianism for the sheer publicity value: J.Lo

Gayest show on TV (no, not "Queer Eye"): Missy Elliott's "Road to Stardum" (UPN). At the end of every episode, Missy judges the contestants from a makeshift throne, wearing baggy closed and a baseball cap, sucking on lollypop and surrounded by scantily clad, sweaty female dancers. Hello???)

Second gayest show on TV: TIE - P. Diddy's "Making the Band" and MTV's "The Real World." I half expect the next episode to be set in San Francisco and to have only one lonely straight guy in the house!

Now I think that should get this out of our system. Anderson, you can now 360 in peace.
posted by JReid @ 10:58 AM  


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