Britney Spears and her moocher husband Kevin Federline have finally traversed the mystical pop culture plain, becoming the white Whitney and Bobby. Sure hope the doctors at the hospital lucky enough to manger this former virgin's birth-day are tactful enough not to hand the bill directly to mom while her feet are still in the stirrups. The least they could do is let Kev' have a look at it... Hey, just think, now his two youngest kids will be about the same age!
But I'm just being cruel. Take it away, Imogen Tilden of the Guardian UK:
Ending months of feverered speculation, it is with relief we learn that Britney Spears is pregnant. An announcement on her official website spills the beans: "The time has finally come to share the wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together." Phew. And we thought she was just eating too much pasta. This news puts the finishing touch on the former teenage star's reinvention as trailer trash queen. Her first marriage lasted a grand total of 55 hours, with this, her second, she gained two step-children, a smoking and junk food habit, and a stylist who must really really really hate her. Was it only five years ago she was the world's most famous virgin?
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