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Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Top ten reasons to be glad it's Roberts
Now, with bonus reasons! Keep it level, Kos ... Don't have a cow, NARAL ... MoveOn, PFAW, and somebody yank that laptop away from Ms. Van den Heuvel...! There are at least ten reasons to rejoice in the John G. Roberts nomination:

10. At least we won't have to endure cable news commentary from Ken "nuke Mecca" Salazar and Mel "Schiavo memo" Martinez, which would have been a dead certainty if the nominee had been Hispanic ...

9. No chance Rick Sanchez will move into the analyst chair on CNN (see #10 above).

8. Janice Rogers Brown.

7. Lazy, low key confirmation hearings will provide plenty of time for Ralph Neas to get his wig right for TV.

6. Roberts seems to be a straight-laced kind of guy, so no hairy Coke cans.

5. Uncomfortable nights ahead for Dubya -- Laura's gonna be pissed.

4. The comforting certainty that Janice Rogers Brown won't be in a position to encounter any hairy Coke cans ...

3. Hey, it could be worse. Bush could have disinterred Judge Bork.

2. Al Gonzalez lives to haunt the Freepers for another round.

1. Now that the conservatives are happy, SpongeBob can feel free to come out of the closet...

**Bonus reason #1: Ann Coulter doesn't like him (I think that means, I love him...!)

**Bonus reason #2: two words: Hasty Pudding

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Roberts reactions from the right (via Wizbang) .. the left, via DailyKos, and the center, c/o the Moderate Voice. Feel free to come up with your own reasons to love John G. Roberts. After all, it's your world, I'm just blogging in it.
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