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Thursday, November 24, 2005
The Thanksgiving Celebrity Minute
I'm not going to be blogging today ... But I just had to give you this:

...That woman truly needs Jesus. And how on earth did Mariah Carey get beat by Tom Cruise for tackiest celebrity? (Same way she got whupped at the AMAs after being one of the few pop stars to show up, maybe? I don't know, I didn't watch...) Okay, actually, I think Cruise deserves the honor. But she's close! Other tacky honorable mentions that should have been:
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (tackiest man stealer, edging out Julia Roberts... and tackiest ex, for the pitiful attempt to say he wasn't dating Jolie before the divorce. But the duo actually win the tackiest of the tacky award for exploiting the world's poor as a way to get positive ink for their home wrecking romance...)
  • 50 Cent (for tackiest book project. Hip-hop novelas. Give me a break! ...and for having his shirt whipped off by a video vixen in the "Candy Shop" video. Tacky and just a little bit stripper-camp for you, Fitty...)
  • T.O. (for failing to remember that ultimately, everyone's dispensible...)
  • Michael Jackson (for moving to Bahrain, dressing up in a burka and getting caught in the ladies toilet, for blaming the Jews -- rather than his own tackiness -- for his money problems, for those tacky come-ons to pre-adolescent boys, for his last three albums, and for just general tackiosity...)

and the number one tacky people of all time? You guessed it:

Seems Briney may soon be helping Broadway to reach tacky Nirvana ("Cats" can't do it alone forever...) Thanks Brit 'n Kev... thanks for keeping tacky in business, even on a holiday.

Gobble gobble!

Tags: , Entertainment, Music, Television, News, gossip
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