In Hollywood, Skank + Ho equals... Baby! ... and with that, Brangelina join the ranks of all-time Hollywood hussies and the men who ditch their wives for them... No more waiting, here are the charts:
At number five: our red hot, do-gooding duo, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, for shoving Friends star Jennifer Anniston aside while she was still married to Brad, even as Angelina continues to refuse to speak to her dad, Jon Voight, because he cheated on her mom -- and all this while giving great face in those fabulous photo ops with starving kids from Africa ... you GO girls!
At number four: super-cyclist Lance Armstrong and girl rocker Cheryl Crow, who scooped up Lance before the ink was dry on his divorce from the wife that nursed him through brain cancer! Somebody call the cycling commission: this romance is on steroids!
At number three: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck (otherwise known as Bennifer 1.0), for taking speed dating while married to a new level... J.Lo ditched husband number one, Ojani Noa, to hang with P. Diddy (sorry, P. Diddy's once and future live-in girlfriend, Kim Porter...), then dumped Diddy to marry Chris Judd, then skated on Judd to almost marry Ben Affleck! But Brad got the last laugh, jumping ship on La Lopez before the wedding to bust up those two cute kids from Alias (giving us Bennifer 2.0). It's enough to give you a brain freeze!
At number two: America's sweetheart, Julia Roberts, for snatching Danny Moder out from the deathgrip of that wife of his after going through more co-stars than a snuff-film actor... not so pretty, woman!
And at number one: who can top them? Britney and Kevin! Mr. Blackwell's tacky, over-the-hill Lolita traded in Justin Timberlake for the deadbeat on Shar Jackson's couch -- while Jackson was eight months pregnant with Kevin's second child! Now who got the short end of that stick...?
Congratulations, Shar! Whitney and Bobby may be bathing in crack water and Ashton Kutcher may be married to his mother, but you're having the best love-life ever...!
Tags: Celebrities, gossip, Brangelina
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