The Chronicles of Marion II: Fire in the Holy Land
Hello friends, it's me, Pat Robertson again ... and I'm often on TV! Isn't that exciting!!???
I'm coming to you today from deeeeep within an Appalachian mine ... I like to come down here on occasion, because my good friends in the Bush administration tell me the fresh air is good for my concentration! Isn't it wonderful how they care so much about my well-being!!!??? Sometimes I get the feeling they'd like me to just stay down here and concentrate for years, and years, and years and never come out ...
Anyway, it looks like our loving God has put out a contract on another unbeliever. And I'm sorry to say that my good friend Ariel Sharon is feeling the pimp slap of God's unchanging hand, for trying to divide the Lord's real estate with those heathens in the Gaza Strip! Now I'm not wishing by buddy Ariel ill -- but just like Hugo Chavez, the entire state of Pennsylvania and the other blasphemers on God's ethereal hit list, he hath sinned and now must taste the danger!!!
I love saying that -- "taste the danger..." it makes me feel so ... well... dangerous!!! ...
So friends, what have we learned today? If God gives you a beach house, don't go letting in the sand... If he blesses you with a double-wide trailer, don't drive it into a Wal-Mart parking lot and start selling sandwiches out of the convenience hatch. It just isn't Christian! And neither is all this Commie talk about sharing, and peace and living together side by side. Sounds like a scene from that gay cowboy movie to me. Not that I'd know anything about that... (blink blink blink)
Well, friends, that's all for now! Don't forget to watch me on TV, where I often sell salad dressing and occasionally dress up like the Mad Hatter and dance around the studio in just my underwear! Oh, I'm just joshing you, friends... Except about the dressing. ...
... And remember, God loves you! (well not all of you but you know who you are...) Deal with it!
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'Enter the subject of your mail here
sendmail.Subject = "Check out this website"
'send a specific page or send a site url
dim url
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url = "http://www.aspbasics.net"
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"[T]he practice of arbitrary imprisonments, have been, in all ages, the favorite and most formidable instruments of tyranny.' Alexander Hamilton, Federalist No. 84, August, 1788
