1. "Oh, did I say Godsaid that crap about Ariel Sharon? I meant Jackie Mason... is this thing on...?"
2. "You'll never believe this ... God called back, and ... you're gonna love this...! He never passed his realtor's exam! Dudes, he doesn't know jack about dividing the land!"
3. "I'm sorry, I was on drugs."
4. "Crack, specifically..."
5. "Okay, when you heard 'Sharon is paying the price for dividing God's land,' what you really should have received was "Sharon Stone has really big hands..." That's what I actually said...
6. "If you don't forgive me you're all going to hell ... just like you will if you Jews continue to reject Christ as your personal savior ... okay not that last part..."
7. "Please baby baby baby please baby baby..."
8. "Now I think I'm having a stroke. But you can cure me, by letting me back in the Christian center deal..."
9. "God called me again, fellas! And this time he told me to tell you I'm a jackass! Does that help me with you?" ... and last, but not least...
10. "If you let me back in the deal, I'll ask my friends in the Bush administration to bomb the hell out of Iran."
<%
dim done
done = request.form("done")
if done = "" then
done = "No"
%>
Tell a friend
<%
Else
if request.form("done") = "Yes" then
'sets variables
dim email, sendmail
email = request.form("email")
Set sendmail = Server.CreateObject("CDONTS.NewMail")
'put the webmaster address here
sendmail.From = "webmaster@aspbasics.com"
'The mail is sent to the address entered in the previous page.
sendmail.To = email
'Enter the subject of your mail here
sendmail.Subject = "Check out this website"
'send a specific page or send a site url
dim url
'url = Request.ServerVariables("HTTP_REFERER")
url = "http://www.aspbasics.net"
'This is the content of the message.
sendmail.Body = "Site recommendation from a friend!" & _
vbCrlf & vbCrlf & "A friend has sent you this email and thought you would should check out this site." & _
vbCrlf & url & vbCrlf
'this sets mail priority.... 0=low 1=normal 2=high
sendmail.Importance = 1
sendmail.Send 'Send the email!
response.redirect Request.ServerVariables("HTTP_REFERER")
'Response.write ("Sent to ") & email
End if
End if
%>
"[T]he practice of arbitrary imprisonments, have been, in all ages, the favorite and most formidable instruments of tyranny.' Alexander Hamilton, Federalist No. 84, August, 1788
