The plot thickens, and the question that keeps bugging so many people about Cheney's story is this: if he shot Mr. Whittington from 30 yards -- that's ten feet short of 100 feet -- away, how did a tiny little BB wind up penetrating the man's jacket, clothing, skin and muscle, winding up in his heart? MSNBC medical analyst Dr. Bernadine Healy has been saying for two days that this is a much more serious shooting than the media has portrayed it as -- essentially Mr. Whittington was shot in the heart, and probably at much closer range than 90 feet...
And now, some good questions about physics, "spray", tragectory, and the "magic BB theory," from Jesus' General...
Dear Sen. Specter,
Deputy Leader Cheney is in trouble for shooting an old man with a shotgun. Questions are being raised because his excuses don't fit the facts of the case. As the inventor of the Warren Commission's Magic Bullet Theory, you're the only person who can help him build a scenario where his excuses make sense.
The police report says that Whittington was 30 yards away when Dick shot him. It also notes that the elderly gentleman was hit in the face, chest and neck. Agents of the Ministry of Truth characterize the shooting as a "peppering." Taken all together, these things would suggest that the shot was fairly well dispersed.
Unfortunately, a more detailed look at the facts reveals something else. Our Deputy Leader was using 28 gauge shotgun shells loaded with 3/4 oz of #7-1/2 shot. That particular load carries approximately 262 BBs. The doctor caring for the wounded man said that he removed about 200 BBs. That means about 4/5ths of the shot in the load struck the man in an area no larger than about 18 inches in diameter.
That seems like an awfully tight pattern at 30 yards. It can only be explained by the existence of a magic BB that would ride herd on the other BBs, keeping them as bunched up as possible. ...
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