| Friday, April 28, 2006 |
| Thank you, Rush Limbaugh |
Thank you for making my day, you drugged out man-whore, you!
By the way, loved the sweet deal worked out by your lawyer, Roy Black:
"I am pleased to announce that the State Attorney's Office and Mr. Limbaugh have reached an agreement whereby a single count charge of doctor shopping filed today by the State Attorney will be dismissed in 18 months. As a primary condition of the dismissal, Mr. Limbaugh must continue to seek treatment from the doctor he has seen for the past two and one half years. This is the same doctor under whose care Mr. Limbaugh has remained free of his addiction without relapse.
"Mr. Limbaugh and I have maintained from the start that there was no doctor shopping, and we continue to hold this position. Accordingly, we filed today with the Court a plea of 'Not Guilty' to the charge filed by the State.
"As part of this agreement, Mr. Limbaugh also has agreed to make a $30,000 payment to the State of Florida to defray the public cost of the investigation. The agreement also provides that he must refrain from violating the law during this 18 months, must pay $30 per month for the cost of "supervision" and comply with other similar provisions of the agreement.
"Mr. Limbaugh had intended to remain in treatment. Thus, we believe the outcome for him personally will be much as if he had fought the charge and won." And good going for Roy, spinning the "no doctor shopping" yet "taking lots and lots of drugs" thing in your favor, after essentially getting you the same deal as that crack snorting little big-haired strumpet Noelle... here's hoping you don't screw it up by getting all cracked up like she did after the deal went down... then again, those Bushes have no self control... not like you...
Anyway, good luck staying off the "cabbage" for 90 days. And remember, martinis with speedball chasers count! Peace!
Update: Shhhh!!!! Auntie Kim thinks that if you turn yourself in to the cops, you're not really arrested... man, those dittoheads sure are some loyal Kool-Aid customers. El Rushbo could do crack right on their lawns and they'd swear it was the liberal establishment getting him high. Gotta love 'em!
Tags: Rush Limbaugh, drug addicts |
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