Capitalizing on the incredible momentum of the four years too late and apparently rather useless killing of America-hyped terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, and his monumental 2-point bump in the latest Gallup poll, President Bush today takes a surprise victory lap to the Baghdad Green Zone. And he tricked the Washington press corps! Hooray! Oh that sneaky Dubya, telling folks he was just gonna do a Camp David conference call...