| Tuesday, June 27, 2006 |
| Limp Biscuit |
 El Rushbo caught with the cabbage again -- only this time the cabbage is Viagra ... I guess for the Fat Man, serving Daryn (and apparently, this here Heritage Foundation lady...) requires ... er ... reinforcements. Says AP:
West Palm Beach, Florida (AP) — Rush Limbaugh was detained for about three-and-a-half hours today at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.
According to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, the 55-year-old radio commentator's luggage was examined by U.S. Customs and Border Protection after his private plane landed at the airport around 2 p.m. from the Dominican Republic.
Customs officials reportedly found in Limbaugh's luggage a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra, a prescription drug that treats erectile disfunction.
The sheriff's office says the problem is, Limbaugh's name was not on the bottle. Two Florida doctors' names were.
Sheriff's investigators confiscated the drugs, and Limbaugh was released around 5:30 p.m. without being charged.
Limbaugh's attorney says a doctor wrote the prescription in his name for “privacy purposes.” This is just too easy. Thank you, Rush. Thank you for making my blog-day. Oh, by the way, no statement has been issued forth on Rush's Excellence in Broadcasting Internet crack den.
Top threeLimbaugh Viagra headlines so far:
Number three, from Dig at HulkMad: Rush Limbaugh kills imaginations (Ha!)
Number two, from Bring it On!: Talent From God Revoked?
And number one, from twostepsleft: Quick! Swallow the evidence!
And from Jesus' General, this honorable mention photo spread.
Update/Ewww alert: We have a name to go with that el Grosso slobdown. Apparently, it's a lady from "24" that Limbaugh is using to try and arouse his troops. (Hat tip to the Wiz...)
Tags: Rush Limbaugh, the cabbage, Viagra |
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