Who know? MacGuyver ... Rock Lobster ... a little "ciga-weed" ... and Whitney Houston. These, apparently are the things that Osama bin Laden loves. ... That's according to the Sudanese poet and soap opera writer that used to date him...
The King of Zembia has an exerpt from Kola Boof's upcoming book:
I made a pot of tea and served him chunky crab salad on pita crackers and thickened tofu with dates in it. His lust was thick. He smoked a little marijuana from a gold hookah, sipping his tea and instructing me that I was always to keep hot tea for his "kif-cambo," to ease the burn in his chest.
"Why do you wear your hair braided?" he asked.
"Because my braids are beautiful," I replied.
Osama said only monkeys braid their hair. He told me that the singer Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen and that she never wore her hair braided. "I want you to fix your hair like hers from now on," he said. "I can't put my fingers through it when it's braided" . . . .
Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston. He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn't. He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar. It didn't seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum . . . . Whitney Houston's name was the one that would be mentioned constantly. How beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and her husband -- Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed.
I hate to say it ... and Bobby Brown is no Bin Laden ... but I'm not sure Whitney makes out too well either way...
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