But I'll tell you who did: Laurie David and Sheryl Crow, hereafter to be known as the global warming Thelma and Louise... The two women attempted to accost Karl Rove to take his temperature on global warming, and instead were shooed away by Her Majesty with a haughty " don't touch me!" (What? No "bitches"???) All questions about why any man wouldn't want to be touched by Sheryl Crow might want to consult the nearest cast of La Cage a Folles... bitches...
The spat has become quite the talk on the blogosphere. Limbaugh is havingquite a field day with it, along with Ms. Crow's apparent "one sheet of toilet paper" rule. And no, Rosie, absolutely no one wants to picture your ass. (shudder!) Of course, what Crowe advocates: "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required"... makes perfect sense ... if you're a chihuahua... otherwise, you're going to need at least two to five...
But back to Karl Rove. Miss Piggy apparently felt slighted by the intrusion on Her Majesty's dinner, to which the successor to Ari Fleischer and Scott McClellan, perhaps best known as Seniorita Douchebag, declares: respect the president ... ! ... er... his pudgy friend.
Labels: global warming, Karl Rove, Laurie David, Sheryl Crow, White House correspondents dinner |
