As he heads out the door, Karl Rove has a few things on his agenda... 6. Burn effigy of key Democrats on White House lawn ... be sure to douse by dawn... While at it, burn some effigies of ingrate Republicans, too... 8. Have White House staffers edit Wiki page to remove negative inferences... 9. Fix 2008 presidential election ... that bitch Hillary must not win... Perhaps get U.S. attorneys to come up with something spicy on her... 10. Go in for one last hug with the Big Guy ... perhaps show a little thigh, just to be coquettish... (Sigh.) I'm gonna miss the White House... Labels: Bush administration, Karl Rove, Turd Blossom |