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Monday, August 13, 2007
The turd blossom files
As he heads out the door, Karl Rove has a few things on his agenda...



1. Avoid pesky inquiries from Congressional judiciary committees...


2. Avoid questions about whether departure is related to pesky inquiries from Congressional judiciary committees...


3. Write book about how rich and deep the Bush legacy will be ... try to find a publisher willing to classify it as non-fiction...


4. Don't read the newspaper editorials... except Gigot. Always read Gigot...


5. Wait by phone for call from Hollywood star-cum-Reagan redux...


6. Burn effigy of key Democrats on White House lawn ... be sure to douse by dawn... While at it, burn some effigies of ingrate Republicans, too...

7. Take one last whiff of the boss' cologne ... God, he exudes more charisma than any one man should be allowed... er ... he's ah-aight...


8. Have White House staffers edit Wiki page to remove negative inferences...


9. Fix 2008 presidential election ... that bitch Hillary must not win... Perhaps get U.S. attorneys to come up with something spicy on her...


10. Go in for one last hug with the Big Guy ... perhaps show a little thigh, just to be coquettish...




(Sigh.) I'm gonna miss the White House...


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