| Tuesday, January 29, 2008 |
| From the desk of: NOW New York |
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Big Liz
Sebelius betrays women by failing to stand up for Hillary
Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius has betrayed women everywhere with her utterly outrageous decision to endorse Senator Barack Obama, rather than Hillary Clinton. By shirking her responsibility to support whatever woman candidate is running, she has shown herself to be a phony ... a 1950s house frau in a 21st century pantsuit. She should immediately turn in that pantsuit to the nearest Macy's and go to work at her REAL dream job as a topless hostess at the Naughty Kitten nightclub. Maybe some slobbering man can pay for her cute little haircuts with dollar bill tips.
How dare this woman -- she IS a woman, isn't she...? support a man, when clearly there is a woman standing for election. A woman with a HUSBAND, no less? Hell, that's more than we've got! Stop hating, Kathleen. Hillary is qualified, she's intelligent, she knows what the White House looks like from the inside, and most importantly, she once had the capability to breast feed. Withhold your support from her at your peril.
The foregoing is a satirical press release not actually sent by the National Organization of Women, New York. Please do not send any of your big, giant lady goons to beat me down... |
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