#10 ... Shirtless McCain denies Obama is only candidate who's 'still got it'
#9: Aides forced to hide elderly candidate's Cialis during 2000 race
#8: McCain shunned lobbyists, all the way to the bank
#7: McCain to Keating: 'top this!'
#6: Candidate swaps trophy wife for trophy lobbyist, paper claims
#5: Candidate prefers blondes, small bills
#4: Candidate: If Hillary was 30 years younger, she could lobby my committee
#3: Paper: Even McCain looked at sexually by some
#2: Lobbyist told pals McCain's arms are only parts he can't raise
and #1: Former campaign official: 'I sure hope she dry cleans'
 Hold the emails! All in a day's satire...
Update: Cindy Hensley McCain is not ... and I repeat, NOT ... a "trophy wife" ... she's a beer heiress ... and, they've got a pre-nup! Take THAT, Paul McCartney!Labels: 2008 election, John McCain, presidential candidates |