Shirtless McCain denies Obama is only candidate who's 'still got it'
Aides forced to hide elderly candidate's Cialis during 2000 race
McCain shunned lobbyists, all the way to the bank
McCain to Keating: 'top this!'
Candidate swaps trophy wife for trophy lobbyist, paper claims
Candidate prefers blondes, small bills
Candidate: If Hillary was 30 years younger, she could lobby my committee
Paper: Even McCain looked at sexually by some
Lobbyist told pals McCain's arms are only parts he can't raise
Former campaign official: 'I sure hope she dry cleans'
Hold the emails! All in a day's satire...
Update: Cindy Hensley McCain is not ... and I repeat, NOT ... a "trophy wife" ... she's a beer heiress ... and, they've got a pre-nup! Take THAT, Paul McCartney!
Labels: 2008 election, John McCain, presidential candidates