Just call Monica Lewinsky America's biggest fellatio underachiever.
She failed to bring down her Mr. Wrong -- then-President Bill Clinton having survived the politicized impeachment by Republicans who were probably getting THEIR action from an escort service, rather than an intern ... and speaking of escort services...
Here's Kristin! (real name Ashley Alexandra Dupre, real name Ashley R. Youmans ... real name Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro...) she brought HER commander in chief down! (He resigned, and could yet be indicted.) And she's got a Myspace page ... with MUSIC on it ... HER music!
Sure, Monica did handbags. But Ashley is surely headed for Playboy ... or at least for a reality show on VH1. She's famous ... like ... Paris Hilton famous... and she could remain famous for months...!
Try and top that, dirty dress keeper!Labels: Eliot Spitzer, Kristen, Monica Lewinsky, scandals |