Forget the Bush administration's bungling in Pakistan or their pending war against Iran ... Barack Obama called Bill Clinton today (by phone)! And having told the Democratic nominee to "kiss his ass," according to "sources," you've got to figure that convo had a lot of pauses ...
Okay, here's my transcript:
OBAMA: Hey, Bubba...
BIG BILL: Hey.
OBAMA: So ... what's goin' on?
BIG BILL: ... nothin' ... what's up with you?
OBAMA: Oh, nothing ... just, trying to get into the White House.
BIG BILL: Yeah ... I've heard. So what's up?
OBAMA: Uh... nothing much ... just wanted to see how it's going...
BIG BILL: It's going... gonna make Hillary the VP?
OBAMA: Well ...
BIG BILL: You don't have to answer that.
OBAMA: Thanks... so ... we cool?
BIG BILL: Yeah, we cool... but I want my pimp card back.
OBAMA: Oh, no doubt. It's all you, Bubba. And you can keep Bob Johnson, too.
BIG BILL: A'ight ... Later.
OBAMA: OK peace.
BILL: Peace.
(Click.)
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