"Enough is enough! We're going to put an end to greed!" -- John McCain 9/17/08
It's inspiring to know that John McCain has a plan to end greed. I just hope it doesn't distract him from his mission to defeat evil. Either way, it has to kick the shit out of whatever Barack Obama's got on the docket, with his empty words and pie-in-the-sky promises.
America's choice is clear. Barack Obama, a messianic egomaniac who thinks he's, like, our savior or something, or John McCain, who will defeat evil and put an end to greed.
John McCain will not only take on special interests and Washington insiders, he'll fundamentally alter human nature. And without raising taxes, either. He'll lead us to a sort of martial nirvana where all other emotions are replaced with patriotism, and turn the United States into a shining, selfless, bipartisan cross between heaven and Sparta.
Or maybe he's just a desperate shell of a man, babbling glorp.
If Reverend Wright went around shouting stuff like "We're going to put an end to greed!" people would start thinking he was some kind of fruitcake.
Meanwhile, Brave New Films raises the quite serious question of whether the mainstream media is covering for a man in age-related mental decline...
It's a question that should be answer. His bizarre memory lapses, including forgetting things he himself recently said, or did, votes he's cast, positions he's held, and his odd clinging to his young running mate in order to generate enthusiasm, and the fact that many people believe he didn't even pick Sarah Palin, but rather is being handled, completely, by the Rove team around him.
The media has in its history, covered up the failing health of at least three presidents: FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan. Could they be doing it again for John McCain? The American people deserve to know whether his seeming endless stream of gaffes are the result of mental deterioration, or outright duplicity and desperation. Either way, this man is clearly not fit to be president -- not just of a company, Carly Fiorina -- but of the U.S.
