In today's episode of "The Alaska Hillbillies..." Sarah Palin's would-a-been son-in-law, "F**in Redneck" Levi Johnston, is catching hell from mama bear after talking up his sex life with Lil' Bristol on that swarthy Tyra Banks' teevee show. Said F**in:
Levi Johnston not only says he practiced safe sex "most of the time" when they were together, he also reveals to Tyra Banks that he believes Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin knew he and Bristol were having sex when they lived under her roof. "I'm pretty sure she probably knew. Moms are pretty smart," Johnston, 18, says in an interview set to air April 6.... but not before having sex with Bristol??? Yeehaw! Now, Mama Bear bites back:
The couple, who were high school sweethearts, planned to wed after graduating – but ended up splitting earlier this year. At the time, Johnston told Good Morning America that he needed to mature before getting married.
"Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship," says the statement from the Palin family rep.Yeah, and Sarah P is, like, an expert in seeking fame, attention and fortune, (and her "Tadd" is too,) so like, she would know...
"Bristol's focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinence," the statement continues. "It is unfortunate that Levi finds it more appealing to exploit his previous relationship with Bristol than to contribute to the well being of the child."
The statement ends, saying, "Bristol realizes now that she made a mistake in her relationship and is the one taking responsibility for their actions."
Meanwhile, Sarah's sister in law is a freaking burglar!
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