Daily Archives: July 2, 2009

I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger… Debbie Rowe wants the kids

The lady with the Jay Leno Chin, who has alternately described herself as merely a “vessel” and a “thoroughbred,” for the production of Michael Jackson’s progeny; who said she merely “offered her womb to Michael as a gift” (and for … Continue reading

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HELP on the way?

when you want something done right, get Teddy Kennedy to do it. It seems Kennedy has swooped in and delivered a health care plan with a public option that has the support of all 13 Democrats on the relevant Senate … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in another corner of neocon crazyland…

John Bolton sees the Iran uprising as a chance to “explain” to our little brown friends how wonderful an Israeli airstrike would be! It wouldn’t be the first time … this month even … that Bombs Away Bolton has tried … Continue reading

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Crazed wingers hoping Osama bin Laden can save America

… by attacking us, preferably with a “major weapon.” Seriously. You know, when you get called out by people at the Free Republic and Little Green Footballs, you know you’re on the wrong track. Here’s crazy Glenn Beck and his … Continue reading

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Tip of the hat: Stephen Colbert, motivating the GOP through hunger

He serves a Republican state representative who wants to withhold food from needy children … by recommending that she stop being served. Enjoy: The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Tip/Wag – Cynthia Davis & Fox News www.colbertnation.com … Continue reading

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Leave him, Jenny. Leave him now.

When your husband calls somebody other than you his “soul mate,” and talks openly about having the fall back in love with you? It’s time to admit it’s over. (Just ask any of Rudy Giuliani’s former wives, including the one … Continue reading

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New Florida polls, same as the old Florida polls

The news out of the latest Mason-Dixon poll is essentially status quo: Nobody really knows who Alex Sink and Kendrick Meek are … but at least they’re not Michael Arth and Corinne Brown. Sink fares best among the members of … Continue reading

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