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Saturday, July 04, 2009
When the going gets tough, the tough get going, also
(...and by going, I mean "gone.")

Sarah Palin shocked the political (and grammatical) world yesterday, by pulling a Ross Perot (just as nasally, but much less succinctly,) and quitting her job as governor of Alaska. To add insult to the injury she's now done to her political career (and the voters who elected her,) she tried and failed to pull what I'm sure she thought was a clever maneuver: scurrying out of the 18 months remaining in her term on the Friday before July Fourth. I guess nobody explained to Sarah the concepts of "slow news day" and "sSunday shows...") Here's a small part of Miss Wasila's rambling exit speech (which made Mark Sanford look like the sound bite king):



Watch the whole, tortured 14 minutes here. Or read the transcript if you dare, and good luck not getting a headache from all the verb splitting. Now, of course, basketball analogies aside, there seem to be about three possible scenarios that might cause Sister Sarah to quit on her base so suddenly:

1. Dead presidents. Palin said during her ramble that she and Todd have built up about $500,000 in legal bills defending Sarah's multiple ethics charges. By quitting as governor, she frees herself to hit the lecture (shudder) and TV circuit and make some cash. Hell, she may even get her own talk radio show (can you just imagine listening to her talk for three hours straight? Scary!)

2. The hounds are advancing. Some big, major ethics or criminal probe was about to hit her, so Sarah's getting out of dodge to avoid it. Maybe she even made a deal with prosecutors or investigators to resign rather than face the music. Wouldn't be the first time a politician did that one!

3. Cooped up in Alaska. Sarah loves the fame she's accumulated, and you get the feeling Sarah thinks she's way too big a star to be stuck in the governor's mansion. Her public needs her, and now she's free to give them her all, without the chirping of annoying "ethics complaints" every time she leaves the state. She'd much rather travel the country, stump for Republican candidates and build up some favors in advance of a hilarious 2012 run (personally, I'm hoping for this one.)

4. She and Todd have decided to go ahead and take that secessionist party national. Okay, just kidding on that one. Maybe. Actually, one Huffpo contributor, journo Geoffrey Dunn reminds that she quit her last statewide office too, suggesting she might just be a serial quitter.

5. She's figured out that despite her devoted following, her 15 minutes are waning. So she's decided to cash in while the gettin's good. After all, why should that little shit Levi get all the reality show love. The move also gives Sarah time to rush her book out before Levi's, since Levi's book clearly won't be helpful...

Of course, it could also be all three. Or she might be insane.

Meanshile, the pundits react:



... but Politico leaves off the best reaction of all, by Ed Rollins:



And while Sarah's biggest devotee, Roger Simon, apparently couldn't bear to write a critical word about his Sarah, the rest of the staff at Politico had at it. Jonathan Martin reports Republicans divided ... Glenn Thrush has five questions ... Mike Allen provides some back-up for my scenarios 1 and 3 ...

More good stuff:

The Anchorage Daily News reports on the thrills and chills Palin's decision is sending through Alaska politics.

We reprise a new clasic: Vanity Fair's It came from Wasila

Flashback: Palin makes Katie Couric look like Edward R. Murrow

Bill Kristol makes his own head spin off its axis. The always wrong neocon who once derided Barack Obama as "the least qualified man to receive a major party nomination for the presidency of the United States in modern times" cites Sarah Palin's truncating of her already light governing experience as a big plus for her presidential prospects! Kristol's best case for choosing Sarah Palin to govern us in 2012?
After all, she's freeing herself from the duties of the governorship.
I mean it's clearly the books and speeches she can do that make her qualified for the White House, not the namby pamby governing crap, eh Bill?

Eric Erickson of RedState outdoes himself, by accusing the media of "gang rape."

Sarah ruins this Pajamas guy's vacation.

Paul Begala calls Palin a bull goose loony...

Happy Fourth!

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