It’s official: Michael Jackson is Tiger Woods (with girls)
Have you seen their childhood? Tiger Woods and Michael Jackson reportedly shared an addiction.
It doesn’t matter if he’s black or white … he’s a global superstar known and loved the world over (including in Dubai) and now, he’s accused abusing prescription pills. Substitute a bunch of loose women for a bevy of suspiciously omnipresent boys, and Tiger Woods is now officially Michael Jackson (surgery not included.) Hee-hee! HOO! From the Daily Beast’s Michael “Single Bullet” Posner:
Various reports have suggested that Woods’ crash was influenced by prescription medication, taken for an injury. But one law-enforcement officer, familiar with the investigation, tells The Daily Beast that police on the scene suspected that Woods was disoriented and loopy because he had taken Ambien, a highly popular prescription sleeping pill. A person familiar with Woods’ medical treatment two years ago tells me that Woods has used prescription sedatives, when injured, to help him sleep.
Ambien has increasingly emerged as a cause of impaired driving, best evidenced by the celebrated 2006 car accident in which Congressman Patrick Kennedy smashed into a Capitol Hill traffic barrier at 3 a.m. Despite the talk of pain pills and sedatives, the Florida Highway Patrol did not administer any drug or alcohol tests to Tiger, telling the Orlando Sentinel that it did not have the “probable cause” for such tests.
But the incident also raises questions about Woods, and his pill habits. The suggestion of an Ambien link to the 2:30 a.m. crash comes on the heels of reports that one of Woods’ mistresses told friends that she and Tiger liked to have “crazy” sex in an “Ambien haze.” Meanwhile, a source familiar with Tiger’s medical treatment in the latter half of 2007 tells me that Tiger’s regular dosing of painkillers was “potentially a problem” during those six months because of the addictive nature of his medications. That coincides with Woods tearing his left knee ACL, a common athlete injury, in July 2007. Woods and his advisers decided against surgery then and instead he continued playing and winning on the PGA Tour.
As far as Tiger’s advisers and family were concerned, the potential problem, this source stressed, was more focused on whether the prescription pills might take a minute edge off Tiger’s reaction time and somehow adversely affect his game. But at least one physician was concerned enough to directly raise with Woods the potential of addiction and his need to wean off the pain pills.
Oh, here we go…
Also on the Beast: are call girls classier than mistresses?
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So me comparing Tiger to OJ was a little off? Oh well that's why you make living doing this stuff and I don't lol.
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You have it wrong. Michael Jackson is Tiger Woods with WOMEN but the media never covered that Michael Jackson was into women because it would have contradicted this notion of him into boys. What got MJ in trouble in 1993 wasn’t the “boy” but the fact he was traveling around the world with a married woman. There is a reason Michael has a secret son named Omer Bhatti. And that is his son as you will soon hear.
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Michael was into women that’s why he had a secret son named Omer Bhatti. It’s only the fake media that believes that “boy” lies. It was women that got MJ in trouble not boys. Go research the 1993 case and ask why was MJ traveling around the world with a married woman and her 2 children (a girl and a boy) if he was interested in boys?
Make sure you check out my Youtube account of the same name to learn the TRUTH about MJ.
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