Splitsville?
Reports say even $80 million won't keep Elin at home.
London’s News of the World reports Elin Nordegren won’t be taking that $80 million. The paper reports that Tiger Woods’ jilted missus will play it cool over the holidays for the sake of the kids, but after New Year’s, she’s outta there. Elin, a twin, former model and daughter of a prominent political family in Sweden, unlike the nearly dozen trashy chippies Tiger made the rounds with, has reportedly already moved to her own place in Florida not far from the couple’s home, and next comes her big move, to a private island off her native Sweden with the kids. So Tiger quitting golf may have been too little too late. NOTW apparently spoke to a friend of Elin’s who said:
“In the short-term they’ll act like any other loving couple. Elin won’t break it all up right away. But she does need some time alone to herself and a legal separation will happen very quickly.”
As lurid details emerged of Tiger’s serial flings furious Elin, 29, told him: “Don’t talk to me, speak to your therapist! I don’t want to see you!”
The news comes as even more ugly details emerge about Tiger’s lowbrow dating habits, including sleeping with Jamie “don’t call me a hooker” Jungers, the night his father died. And she offered that one up on her own, folks! (Though for how much cash, who can know?) Pure … freakin … class …
Meanwhile, two of Tiger’s sponsors, AT&T and Gillette, are taking one giant step away from the now semi-retired golfer (perhaps so as not to get any Junger on them … the number of shots required to clear it up is enough to give anyone pause, I’m sure…) Besides, the dirty near-dozen Tiger was slumming with don’t exactly lend themselves to the slogan “the best a man can get,” now do they?
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