You know you’re crazy when …
Glenn Beck thinks YOU’RE a wack-job conspiracy theorist. From World Nut … sorry, “Net” Daily:
On the air today, popular radio host Glenn Beck mocked “birthers” and claimed there is a concerted campaign to get those questioning Barack Obama’s constitutional eligibility onto the airwaves – a strategy Beck said would actually benefit Obama.
“There’s always games being played behind the scenes at a talk radio show,” Beck said. “Rush has always called them seminar callers. But instead of being coy with the seminar callers or with you, I’m just going to expose the game that is going on. Today there is a concerted effort on all radio stations to get birthers on the air.”
“I have to tell you, are you working for the Barack Obama administration?” Beck scoffed. “I mean, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.”
The ongoing dialogue then spun off into ridicule as Beck caricatured those who question the sitting president’s eligibility with straw-man arguments reminiscent of jibes made by Obama’s apologists in other news outlets.
Beck defined birthers as people who believe Obama was born in Kenya or other foreign country, was raised as a Manchurian candidate and somehow brainwashed Hillary Clinton into not exposing his fraud. According to Beck’s running joke, birthers believe someone – maybe Obama’s KGB “control” – preemptively placed Obama’s birth announcement in 1961 Hawaiian newspapers with a “roadmap” of getting an African man into office.
As for Obama producing a long-form birth certificate to actually prove his place of birth, Beck questioned, “Why do that when these people ['birthers'] are so discrediting themselves?”
Now, of course, the next line on the site is as follows:
Get the must-wear clothing item for 2010! “Where’s the birth certificate” T-shirt!
Yeah! Now before you start thinking that maybe Beck has gone sane on us, keep in mind the conspiracy theories he thinks AREN’T nuts:
- Foreign nationals infiltrating the U.S. in order to foment Marxist revolution …
- The government using natural disasters as an excuse to establish FEMA concentration camps … in trailers …
- “Cash for clunkers” was a plot, not to get you to buy a car, but rather to steal all the personal data off your home computer (and not just your porn…)
- The green movement, forced sterilizations, universal healthcare, Communism, Van Jones reparations, universal education and people as a “virus” … anybody???
- The dean of Yale law school wants to place America under Sharia law and will do this by becoming a legal adviser to the State Department … (you may want to grab a burka for yourself, and one for the missus. He’s already in…!)
- Barack Obama is a “genius architect” bent on forcing people to work for ACORN and AmeriCorps” … (and he’s a half-white guy who hates white people)
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