Black Santa is just the beginning, people. Secular progressive humanist Obummer Marxists are ruining everything, with their “diversity” and their “inclusion…”
Look, see? He already got to Dumbledore! Even a wizard’s magic couldn’t stop it!
I weep for you, Galdalf … and are you still Galdalf the White? Because I need to know WHAT TO TELL MY KIDS….
And then, of course, there’s Tinky Winky. What kind of MONSTER creates a boy fairy tale creature with a purse? (Tinky Winky IS a boy, right…? And also WHAT IS HE IN GENERAL AND WHY IS THERE A TELEVISION IN HIS STOMACH!!????)
Next thing you know the secular progressives won’t be satisfied with cartoon creatures. They’ll start messing with RELIGION. Like trying to have a Black JESUS!
Damn you, artist Ronell Nealy!
See once you go down that road, kids start believing ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE could be black!
Wait a minute, that’s not what I meant AT ALL … change that picture at once! …
Now. Like I was saying, kids’ll start thinking ANYONE could be black, or a woman, or even gay!
You’re gonna want to stop looking at me like that, Leonarado. I don’t like it and you look way too much like Dumbledore for my comfort.
It’s enough to start messing with your mind…
And that’s just what Black Santa wants. He wants control of your mind…