As you know, for many women, there's no man quite so enticing as
somebody else's man (right,
Julia Roberts?). So this year, we at the Reid Report would like to honor the top five man-stealing hussies of 2006, and their man-ho's, too...!
#5:
Denise Richards. How gangsta is Denise Richards? After she dumped that louse Charlie Sheen, she snagged her next man-ornament, rocker Richie Sambora, right out from under the clutches of her
best friend, Heather Locklear ... who also happened to be their NEIGHBOR! And she did it after counseling her gal pal to get a divorce ... so she could
steal ... her ... man...! I told you she was gangsta! So who are the people in
your neighborhood?
Man-stealling hussies, that's who!
#4:
Britney Spears: Having yanked K-Fed off the couch of his
baby's mana interloper from Brandy's TV show, Britney got to breedin' with him late last year, producing, fresh for 2006, an
adorable little air bag, who coubles as a
yo-yo, and a
new baby Kevin can't possibly pay for any more than he pays for the other ...what is it four now, or six...??? Her
interview with Matt Lauer? A comedy classic worthy of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour! And how often does your new, soon to be ex-hubby's ex actually THANK you for stealing her deadbeat man? Only in your world, Britney. Now go finalize those
divorce papers and put on some drawers!
#3:
Scary Spice: Why any woman would want to steal a man capable of making six ... that's SIX kids with one woman is beyond me, but Scary got her Murphy ... and her own little bundle of Murphy joy, too ... assuming that
paternity test comes through before he spends all of his "Dreamgirls" money on child support...
#2:
Karrine Steffans, a/k/a the video vixen and best-
selling author, "Superhead": She helped free Whitney from Bobby Brown, and test drove a Mercedes, all in
one gossip column! Love that! Now just keep Bobby busy long enough for Whitney to completely detox and get her album done and we're straight...
... and at number 1: you guessed it!
Brangelina! They managed to
devastate America's sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston, and enthrall Anderson Cooper and that Asian lady from the Today Show all at once with their charitable, third world adoption magic! Who will they cheat with next??? What lengths will Angelina go to to prove she's not the
wicked witch of the West? Can Brad fake that golly-gee do-gooderism long enough to get back his box office mojo??? And what
fabulous negro charity will benefit from all this man-stealing, wife dumping excitement???
Stay tuned! 2007 is sure to be a doozy!
